Saturday, August 20, 2011

AMERICA

Nation of the rotund,
Home of the "Big Mac,"
The "Whopper" and
The "Happy Meal,"
Get them while they're young.
Obesity, an epidemic,
Swine flu got more press.
The silver-haired, cherub-cheeked mama,
The calorie queen,
Has another lush confection on her magazine cover.
At least, she's not skinny,
As she sells dietary death, with
High blood pressure,
Diabetes,
Hip and knee replacements,
Heart attacks and
Strokes.
All await you,
In America,
Land of the free.
That is, unless you're starving.

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